Ballerific Health: Why Working Out At Home Is Just As (If Not More) Beneficial Than A Gym

Do you think you have what it takes to determine when you are being lied to? Well if you answered yes, then I am going to share some painful but obvious truth with you. I have joined a gym in my life so don’t think this is mere speculation. We will discuss real experience that will furthermore strengthen my proposal. Allow me to open your eyes to the truth that has been not so hidden from you all along.

1.FITNESS IS A BUSINESS

In business there is no honesty, only marketing and advertising. If enough money is spent on commercials and sexy humans parading their figures around, you just might fall for the trap. The trap is creating a false belief within your mind that you aren’t what you need to be, and the way to achieve sufficiency can only be done by the way I suggest. As the advertiser I create the belief that you aren’t healthy, and you need to be if you intend on being happy. All advertising is designed to make you believe you have an imaginary problem that you can only make go away with my product, and in this case the product is fitness.

2.MEMBERSHIP

After you have fallen for the trap and believed the lie, you just might take it a step further and join a gym. If this happens you will notice some strange anomalies. The people you see at the gym most are in the best shape, but it seems they have some sort of complex or body dis-morphia to convince them that they need to keep going. Now that you are a member you are free to use the equipment, but maybe you aren’t motivated. Well if you aren’t motivated you can pay for a personal trainer to train you in the building you already pay to enter. If you have the gym membership and a trainer and want more, you can pay to take classes at the gym because it’s clear by now you hate money and love lies. As the gym owner I will be overjoyed that you believe that you can only exercise in my building, and you cannot be happy without being perceived as sexy. I mean is it even possible to be happy when people don’t look at you and think of sex? How can a man or woman sleep at night when the sight of them does not incur perverse fantasies?

3.WAKE UP CALL

If you have an epiphany and decide you no longer believe the lie that the television told you, it will be too late. The contract you signed makes it virtually impossible for you to cancel. You will therefore continue to come to that sweat box that only already sexy people with post traumatic stress from being picked on as kids attend regularly. But before you go remember the gym is banking on the fact that you joined on a whim and never actually attend. Organizations love impulsive people who make spur of the moment decisions with their money. These organizations thrive due to your serotonin and dopamine imbalance. Nevermind logic and common sense, let your feelings take the wheel and do what feels good for the moment so we can count your money and sell you a solution to an imaginary problem.

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