First let’s start off by saying we know Timbaland is spelled wrong in the meme. We didn’t make it. Moving on…
You ain’t got to lie, Craig. We know you have listened to a song with a bar/lyric that made you contort your face into that ” WTF” angle. It’s your jam during rush hour traffic and when the DJ drops it, you are lit; but one day ( maybe you were exploring the herbal essence of life or sipping some of the big HOMIE’S miracle) you were in tune with your conscious self. No matter how creative you may have imagined the artist to be, the shhh just doesn’t make any sense. There isn’t enough metaphors and literary content to make the shhh cohesive. Even the best have fallen victim.
We adore Bey, but she too has had questionable lyrics.
Lyrics: He popped all my buttons and he ripped my blouse/ He Monica Lewinsky’d all on my gown.
Am I missing something? I thought Bill gave Monica the pearl brooch. Let me find out Monica was a Michael.
I like Weezy. I really do. He is an interesting fella, but he stays on the list of questionable lyrics.
Song: “All The Time”
Lyrics: And if it’s sweet then I’mma eat it ‘til I get sugar diabetes
Sooo no one is going to inform Tunechi that Diabetes already refers to sugar? Oh …OK.
Yeezy is a creative genius, but there is nothing genius like about these lyrics.
Song: “Don’t Like” (Remix)
Lyrics: I was in too deep like Mekhi Phife/In that P!ssy so deep I could have drown twice.
Mekhi Phifer wasn’t in “In Too Deep”. That was Omar Epps. How do you let Chief Keef make more sense than you? You ain’t got the answers Ye!
Oh but wait, there is more.
Song: “Two Words”
Lyrics: Two words, Chi-town raised me crazy/I live by two words: “f*ck you, pay me”
That’s four words, though. Did I not learn the Yeezy system of counting in school?
Drake isn’t any better.
Lyrics: “I know way too many people here right now that I didn’t know last year /Who the f*ck are y’all?
Bruh, you just said you knew them. What the f*ck are you on? Let me guess…one.
Let me take you back real quick. I do believe Dr. Dre was the first rapper that confused the shhh out of me.
Song: “Nothing But A G Thang”
Lyrics: Never let me slip ‘cause if I slip then I’m slippin
Here is a bar (pun intended), hold on to it. We don’t want you slippin’ (lyrically either).
Its just jokes…