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Climb The Ranks With A Military Baller

In the world of Ballers we must get ourselves out of the thinking that only Athletes are Ballers. In fact, not only rich men can be considered Ballers either. Ballers can be men with foreseeable high income. In this case, a Military man can become quite the Baller if you snag the right one.


The great thing about Military men is that they are quite the opposite of Athletes in terms of relationships. While most athletes would rather steer clear of committed relationships, a Military Baller actually prefers them. Now, I’m not saying he won’t be a cheating dog, I’m just saying that he’s likely to make you his girlfriend or his wife over an Athlete in the same age bracket.


Another awesome thing about being with a Military Man are the benefits. Although you won’t pull up to the club in a brand new Rolls Royce, you can bet your bottom dollar that you’ll have great health benefits, his education is paid for, you’ll have free housing and awesome discounts at the PX. Another great thing is that men tend to stay in the military for a lot longer than they do in the sports world. With that said, by the time your Baller retires, your Military man could be surpassing him financially. If you’re in it for the long haul, this could definitely work in your favor.




For now we’re going to break down non officer pay grades

  Cumulative Years of Service
Grade 2 or less Over 2 Over 3 Over 4 Over 6 Over 8 Over 10
E-8 3920.34 4093.62
E-7 2725.05 2974.27 3088.35 3239.31 3357.10 3559.21 3672.97
E-6 2357.10 2593.62 2708.00 2819.28 2935.22 3196.53 3298.51
E-5 2159.64 2304.40 2415.69 2529.76 2707.38 2893.68 3045.57
E-4 1979.85 2081.22 2194.05 2305.02 2403.29 2403.29 2403.29
E-3 1787.35 1899.88 2014.88 2014.88 2014.88 2014.88 2014.88
E-2 1699.63 1699.63 1699.63 1699.63 1699.63 1699.63 1699.63
E-1 1516.43 1516.43 1516.43 1516.43 1516.43 1516.43 1516.43

For those who aren’t familiar with the E1-E8 Scale…

E-1 Private Private Airman Basic
E-2 Private Private First Class Airman
E-3 Private First Class Lance Corporal Airman First Class
E-4 Corporal
Specialist 4 Corporal Sergeant
Senior Airman
E-5 Sergeant
Specialist 5 Sergeant Staff Sergeant
E-6 Staff Sergeant
Specialist 6 Staff Sergeant Technical Sergeant
E-7 Sergeant First Class
Specialist 7 Gunnery Sergeant Master Sergeant
E-8 Master Sergeant
First Sergeant Master Sergeant
First Sergeant Senior Master Sergeant

From my experience I have not seen many single Military Officers. They are usually married and since cheating on their wife is a no-no, you will have to snag them early in their career if you want to get with them. As you can see, once you get past a Private and Corporal, depending on their job and years in service, a military man can provide pretty well for you, especially considering how much he already DOESN’T have to pay for.

Tips for snagging a Military Man are pretty simple. Military Men love to party. Since they don’t get out much, they are usually found in every club and bar near a Military Base. Having a friend or family member in the military helps because you get direct access to the base. If you have a civilian job on base, that’s even more access to Military Ballers. Military Guys are also a lot less superficial than Athletes. A Military Baller has absolutely nothing against a girl next door look. So, if you’re the type of girl who’s pretty but thinks maybe she is possibly a little too Plain Jane for an athlete, a Military man may be more your speed.

When dealing with a Military Baller, know that his location is not permanent. This is why most are so eager to settle down. When they find a good woman they have a connection with, they want to keep her. Showing that you are capable of riding with him throughout a long distance relationship will surely win him over and in no time, get you that ring and those health benefits!

*Random Note* Young Military Men can be whores. Again, since they’re not used to seeing women in makeup and dresses they act like dogs in heat sometimes. Proceed with caution and stay strapped (condoms)

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