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I’ve never ran across a Udonis Haslem story….well, until a reader submitted this one. Looks like Udonis is packing that real Miami Heat.
Met him at sneaker store in Miami. We exchanged numbers but never really kept in touch. I saw him again leaving the club and he grabbed my hand to pull me with him. I got in the car and we left. He took me took his condo that his shares with his boys (cuz i think he got a wife at home). We went in the room and started undressing. He has a marvelous body and he’s covered in tattoos! He didn’t waste any time. He’s definitely in the “magnum” club. It’s not enormous but it’s big. He likes to fuck missionary which is fine for me. He definitely fell asleep in it tho which was weird seeing that we weren’t dating or anything. In the morning his boy brought us some breakfast, we ate and by noon he had dropped me off at the crib. We smashed a few more times after that but nothing ever came of it… Other than HEAT tickets whenever I wanted. Lol
Overall: great lay. He’s super passionate. His stamina is incredible. He’s an “all nighter”. I’d give him a 4 out of 5. Only cuz he’s kinda quiet… But who cares what you gotta say when you’re putting it down for hours at a time.