Its time to put the kiddies to bed. Mommy & Daddy want to have a little fun. As if working majority of your lives isn’t enough, some folks usually are too tired to delve into the sexual realm. Yea, I know you’re thinking, Mello speak for yourself. The truth of the matter some couples don’t have sex nearly as much as they used to. Now, I was out of commission for a minute, but trust & believe I’m back in action as if I’ve never left.

Now for those individuals whose sex lives have become non-existent, I say add some jalapenos to that bitch. Sex is the spice of life! As women we do enjoy being made love to, but every now & then, that raunchy alter ego likes to come out & for lack of better terms, get FUCKED! Right or wrong? Sometimes its needed, especially when its make-up sex.

I’m naturally a hot under the collar individual, but by looking at me you’d never know it. Guess I let the cat out the bag with that one, but, I keep it selective with my “Daddy”. He enjoys the manner in which I carry myself, typical book nerd during the day & his personal porn-star at night. Now please don’t get me wrong, I know the physical won’t keep a man for long, however if you MENTALLY fuck him, trust & believe he’s yours to keep forever.

Be spontaneous. When sex becomes too routine, its, typical, you get yours, I get mine & its over. Let foreplay be your friend. Tease him. Set the mood. Don’t be afraid to get your knees dirty. If you’re not giving head in the 2009, I guarantee you, hes receiving from elsewhere. If you’re in the car, headed home, set the mood, prior to getting home. Music is set. You get close. Surprise! Insert that cucumber into that mouth of yours. Tasty, ain’t it? OF COURSE LADIES BE SELECTIVE WITH THIS! EVERY CUCUMBER AIN’T RIPE, & AIN’T MEANT TO BE PICKED.

You can never go wrong with role playing. Dress up & be his little naughty school girl, or french maid. You’d be surprised how many men fantasize about random stuff like this.

Invest in your own personal set of pornos. Learn from the best. There’s plenty I could talk about, but one blog entry just won’t cut it. Perhaps I will make this a weekly thing. Ain’t nothing like being mutually turned out! The suggestion box is definitely open!

Happy Fornicating!!!

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