Is Your Baller A Packer?

Ladies, have you ever found yourself in a situation where you were under the impression that a man was Greenbay Packin’ but when he dropped his pants he was less of a New York Giant and more of a Steeler? It happens to us all! Here’s a few simple ways to find out if your Baller can fit a Magnum snuggly or if it’s sagging and ugly!

 

How To Know If Your Baller Is A Packer

 

Groupie Quality: If your Baller keeps a significantly high quality of groupies, chances are your baller has a mean peen! If he manages to pull corporate women and high class hoes, but is only the 3rd string player, he’s definitely Greenbay Packin!

 

Is He Bow Legged?: It’s an old wives tale that if a man is bow-legged that he must be packing some heat. Now, I don’t know how accurate this is but from my own personal investigations I have found this to be very true atleast 85% of the time. If he’s rocking knock knees though? I’m not sure if the same applies.

 

Big Socks/Big Gloves: Another old wives tale is that if a man has big feet or big hands, other parts of his body are sure to match. Now, I’ve seen this be true more often than not BUT let’s not discredit a short guy either. I’ve come to see that short Ballers tend to be Packers as well!

 

Don’t Talk About It, Be About It: Most men who are Packers don’t constantly have to tell you they are. Often times, those things that are hardly ever spoken of are the things we are most impressed by. If a man has to constantly brag about how much he’s got and what he can do with it, chances are he has nothing at all!

 

Word Of Mouth: Every now and then you have to listen to the Ex’s. If word on the street is that your Baller has big meat, chances are it’s the truth. Some rumors aren’t the kind that are usually fabricated. If you hear the word around town about your Baller being hung, consider yourself the true winner of the Super Bowl!!!

 

Now, don’t get me wrong, there are plenty of guys with big ones that don’t know what to do with it, and I’m sure I’ve forgotten quite a few key indicators of guys that are Greenbay Packin. Feel free to drop a few in the comments section so that we can all keep an eye out!

 

 

 

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