Baller fam! It’s time for this week’s round-up of funny and relatable tweets. Check ’em out and let us know which ones you relate to the most.
Every time I blink i’m right back at work 😭
— PLAY MAKER ♡ (@Wuggaaaaa_) May 4, 2023
To my soul mate… after summer COME GET ME
— toxic king (@777jorgeivan) May 3, 2023
putting your phone on dnd & ignoring the whole world is self care
— haute cinnamon (@cinnmonartchive) May 4, 2023
why did black people add ‘arcus’ add the end of names? i.e Jamarcus, Demarcus, Lamarcus
— ash. 🦭 (@talkto_myassh) May 4, 2023
I prefer the term dangerously optimistic https://t.co/b9JxGHnuMY
— ICHIBAN BABY (@DemiCaruso) May 2, 2023
Ngl I like to put all my eggs in one basket and if it don’t work imma just take them out. 😭
— Taryn ❤️🔥 (@TARYNxOFFICIAL) May 3, 2023
I think garlic and onion powder supposed to go on everything
— SCORPIO. (@narahgirl) May 2, 2023
When Father’s Day come…please…DONT do it. Y’all know what I’m talking about…
— Elizabeth (@doitmuvaaa) April 30, 2023
I know we broke up baby but don’t change your trading view password ❤️
— WealthSquad Chris (@CJ_Johnson17th) April 27, 2023
i will STARVE before i bite into a ham & cheese hot pocket
— mia (@_demiaa) April 30, 2023
My homegirl told me her dude got fired so she was at work filling out job applications for him & my thought was “is he busy or something?” 🤔
— Prosecco Papí (@Proseccoriqo) May 3, 2023
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