Beware: Avoid The Miserable Bish At All Costs

Everyone knows at least one miserable chick and if you don’t, chances are the miserable chick is you. The purpose of this post is to not only help you spot a miserable chick but to aide you in avoiding them. Why is it so serious, you ask? Well, miserable chicks live in a pool of their own darkness and misery.  They tend to want you to wallow in the same misery as they do so that they can feel a part of something. Miserable chicks really just want to be down, as long as they can bring you “down” with them. 

Miserable chicks tend to gather when you have good things going on in your life. They come in two flavors. They’ll either congratulate you or belittle you for the path you chose to live. The blatantly miserable chick will bully you every chance you get. If you have a milestone in your life that you are the least bit happy about, she will rain on your parade, bringing up nonsense that’s irrelevant to make you feel bad about feeling good. Fact is, everything she brings up is something she’s done or is doing right now. If a miserable chick calls you a “hoe”, chances are she knows better than anyone what it takes to be one.

The other type of miserable chick is less blatant. She tends to be the type that will smile in your face and make you think you are friends, when in all reality she doesn’t want to see you do well at all.  Well, at least not better than her, anyway. She adds an “lol” after throwing her shade, to soften the blow but we all know she truly means what she says.

A miserable chick doesn’t want to see you happy. If you are thrilled about the birth of a baby, a miserable chick will probably ask where his father is. Most miserable chicks are bullies. They take pleasure in getting a few laughs from others because for once in their lives it makes them feel like people truly like them. In reality, most people don’t. The only person who likes a miserable chick is another miserable chick.  Most miserable chicks don’t have real friends and they long to be a part of something. They long to have good people in their corner them but because they stink of misery, no one wants to be around them. A miserable chick is hurt, battered and broken and the whole “tough chick” attitude is a front from a big black hole in her life. 

Miserable chicks have probably been miserable all their life. It didn’t happen over night. They were probably picked on as a child and in turn, as a defense mechanism became the aggressor themselves. Don’t worry, they’re harmless. They talk a big game but when you catch them in person alone, they are quiet as a mouse. Usually a miserable chick just needs that one good a** whooping to settle her down.

What do you do when you spot a miserable chick? Do not acknowledge her. Miserable trolls thrive off of acknowledgement. Don’t feed the trolls. Ignore her. Let her continue to drown in her black hole until she can no longer breathe and she will disappear. Don’t engage her, rather positively or negatively. Miserable chicks want attention and as long as you don’t give it to them, they eventually go away. 

Have you fed a miserable chick today?