Baller Alert Entertainment & Lifestyle
These days a lot of wanna be’s are starving so attention so they fool women into thinking they’re ballers by claiming to be someone they are not. Either they claim to be a particular athlete, or claim to be signed to a certain record label, either way their goal is to get in your pants knowing they can’t do a single thing for you. I’ve compiled to find few ways to make sure you don’t fall for the scam. Feel free to add on to the list below.
– Smart Phone – In a time where technology is at our fingertips theres absolutely no reason in the world that we don’t utilize google as much as we should. Never let someone tell you they are someone of a certain status without researching it for yourself first. Trust me,if he’s the football player he says he is, Google Images wouldn’t have a problem pulling it up and confirming it. Before you give up the panties to some loser, consult wikipedia.
– No Stamps On The Passport – Let’s face it, a true Baller has the ability to fly to other places than LA, Miami, Vegas and NYC. If your Baller hasn’t taken a vacay to St. Tropez or spent a week in the Dominican Republic he’s not a real Baller. Vacationing in the states should be what he does during the week. If he still gets excited over a trip to Los Angeles, your Baller hasn’t been anywhere and he’s not the Baller you thought he was.
– Beware Of The Name Dropper – Most guys who are constantly name dropping are usually the type that aren’t around other famous ballers themselves. Trust me, if he was who he said he was, he wouldn’t have to constantly remind you of who he knows. Any one who is constantly throwing out names of famous people can’t be trusted. If you don’t know who he is off of his name alone, chances are he is a nobody and he knows it.
– Too Flashy? Dead Giveaway – Ever see someone going over the top to pop bottles, wear gaudy jewelry and obviously expensive clothes? Those are the men you want to watch out for. A real baller knows quality over quantity and will probably be in the club with the most expensive white tee and jeans, and you’ll never guess it. Do you honestly think a real baller will be in the club wearing 4 gold chains around his neck? A real baller has nothing to prove because his name says it all.
– The Price Check – If you got it, want it, buy it, own it. If you’re out with your Baller and he starts price checking chances are, he doesn’t have the funds he lead you to believe he had. If he’s got to check the price of the bottles at the bar, he isn’t working with nearly as much as you thought and it’s time to head for the hills. A true baller will have no problem spending because he knows he’ll make it back tomorrow.
