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I have seen a growing epidemic of lame men who take women out to fancy restaurants on dates but find any reason NOT to pay once the check arrives. Somehow he finds a way to turn the blame on her and make it HER fault the bill is so high. Newsflash guys, it’s not her fault, it’s yours!
Let’s take Patriots Baller Brandon Spikes for example. He takes a KOD stripper Skrawberry to an un-named restaurant and ditches her to pay the bill when he couldn’t afford to pay. Read below to see her account of what happened.
“So let me tell y’all a story. So I met this dude on twitter right And we texted back and forth a few times (I wasn’t feeling him), why not?
Well first of all, I asked him was he catfish and he sent me dick lips. He texted me. I made excuses and different reasons why I couldn’t see him or whatever. Then he started makin me feel bad so I was like whatever.
So once I felt bad about not meeting him and I lied and told him that “I wanna see you”. Why I said that?
That n**** was a facade. So I peeped that he was a petty ass n***! Just from him appearance alone But whatever I stayed at this steakhouse that I’ve never been to.
Their menu is looking rather scrumptious! So now I want a steak. Ok so y’all know me… I’m SKRAW… & if I want a steak. Imma get steak!
So now the bartender ask to take out menus cause he ordered the oysters & our drinks…. I’m like “naw imma keep mine”.
His eyes got so big like….
So I order me a 8oz filet medium well butterflied & a side of truffled Mac. The Mac& Cheese was alright but I couldn’t eat a lot because he kept takin over it. His breath was bad and then you gonna talk over my food with bad breath? Don’t y’all know when the bill came, it was $279. This n**** said “where your card”?
I think his breath was bad cause either he got a bad tooth or a bad liver.
He said somebody DMd him and told him something about me! Lol. Then he said he ain’t want to get sprayed! “Well don’t try me sir”.
Brandon Spikes why you made me pay for my own food? Before the bill came out, he went to the bathroom. I was like “I ain’t payin for his sh*t” I thought he was sneaking out.
A real b*tch salty. That has NEVER happened to me. Football Avis & verified accounts will fool a b*tch like me.
Like y’all ain’t never been around somebody who’s breath you couldn’t take & had to deal with it. I peeped the play when he looked all crazy after I asked to keep the menu., so I knew he was petty. I didn’t cause a scene. I just made the bartender split my bill. And we walked out, I waited on my car and left. No biggie.
I ain’t no broke hoe.”
Here’s the thing, who chose this steak house? If Sparks couldn’t afford everything on the menu, why in the world would he have chosen to take her on a date? If all you have is dollar menu coins, stick to the dollar menu. It’s only fair. To turn it around and say you “heard about her” after she’s already ordered, then ditch her to pay the bill is neither admiral nor player. It simply shows how much of a cheap idiot you are. And you did all that to STILL not get the panties? What a waste.
This reminds me of a story a friend of mine told me recently. She went out on a date with a guy, a first date, to a sea food restaurant. During conversation at the date, he admits to her that he does not like sea food and orders a salad. First of all, if you don’t like sea food, why did you not mention this when choosing where to take her on the first date? Needless to say, at some point the date went down hill after she ordered off the menu and was too full to finish eating all of her sides. He asked her “Are you going to eat that?” and she said he was full. It was then that he got so mad at her that he said “I heard about girls like you. You just want to order everything off the menu and get a free meal” then proposed she pay for her half. At that point she had already HAD IT! She got up, walked away and let him pay the bill.
This also reminds me of an episode of Blood, Sweat & Heels where Daisy shows up to a date late and the date immediately gets off on a bad start. From then on her date was a complete jerk to her and after HE spills his food on HIMSELF he gets upset. Daisy lets him eat off of her plate but before the night is over he asks for her to pay for her half. He also pulled the “I heard…” card.
The problem with men like this is they want to fall back on what they “heard” without taking any responsibility. If you chose the restaurant you can not complain about what side of the menu she orders from. Don’t come to Ruth’s Chris on a Dollar Menu budget trying to buy your way into some girl’s panties. And if you are going to attempt to buy your way into a girl’s panties, at least pay the entire bill, not half. On a date it should be assumed that she is not about to fill up on water and bread so get your check book handy.
Furthermore, never assume that a woman NEEDS you to pay for her meal. She’s been eating perfectly fine before you and will continue to get her snack on when you are gone. How idiotic is it to think that someone went on a date with the sole purpose of ordering the most expensive thing on the menu and not eating it. What exactly would that achieve? Maybe you should have taken her to Applebees and shared a 2 for $20 meal if you anticipated that she was THAT hungry. Maybe you should have ordered for her. As a man, there are many things you could have done.
Face it, you are broke. That is the only lesson to be learned here. There is no such thing as “I heard about you” AFTER you have asked a woman on a date. If you “heard”, you would have just taken the girl to Chipotle. You wouldn’t have asked her out on a date at all. You would have asked her to your hotel room.
Men have a sick way of twisting things around on women to avoid looking as pathetic as they are. If he had such a bad time on the date, a real man would pay for the dinner and just never see the girl again. You chalk that up as an L and go about your way. Luckily these women had the money to pay for their own meals, obviously showing that they don’t NEED a man to stay fed.
