What’s up, Baller fam? You know it’s about that time for our weekly round-up of funny and relatable tweets. Check ’em out and let us know which ones you relate to the most.
i’m at that age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off 😭😭
— Invis🧜♀️ (@invis4yo) December 21, 2022
Niggas in my dm: “I been had wonted you”
Me: pic.twitter.com/aOutOyNQ4u
— faith (@faiththegemini) December 21, 2022
you can go from “bae” to
“+1 (646) 666-0777” hella quick 😭— syhnner (@syhnner) December 13, 2022
I don’t put no job before my life, I put the C in call off & the Q in quit
— 𝓲𝓽𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵 💅🏼 (@missvirgoatt) December 16, 2022
Females: you never buy me flowers
Men this generation: you never buy me flowers either 😐😂— Julianna Vivas (@juliannarvivas) December 17, 2022
https://twitter.com/d4yanaaa/status/1604364970652626944?s=20&t=DW88qWAYVs-mNCD3CCJkEA
https://twitter.com/jayacancook/status/1604683365713694723?s=20&t=DW88qWAYVs-mNCD3CCJkEA
https://twitter.com/thegoIdenchild/status/1604525041177149440?s=20&t=DW88qWAYVs-mNCD3CCJkEA
Toddlers will be like “hdgdkkeuduvc shrugs hdhdhdhhe vjkofudb mama” and the mom will be like “he’s asking you to carry him”
Howwww???— Mutua Matheka (@truthslinger) December 20, 2022
I just be letting people cap. If them lies help you sleep better tell em big dawg.
— DRE ⚡️ (@DRESPITFACTS) December 20, 2022
When the Beyoncé tickets drop, I’m not going to be scraping nickels together. https://t.co/6KSBPrX3We
— AGD. (@TheLexGabrielle) December 7, 2022
i do not lie bout being sleep i be tired ashit and SLEEP 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
— حسنة خليفة (@hassywassy) December 10, 2022
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