Baller Alert Its A Lifestyle
It’s time for another weekly round-up of funny and relatable tweets. Check ’em out and let us know which ones you relate to the most.
Normalize dating within your IQ level to avoid explaining obvious things.
— feyisayo 💸 (@feyiszn) September 13, 2022
the feminine urge to sit in the passenger’s side for the rest of my life and never have to drive ever 😌
— a (@23luvr) September 13, 2022
Disney+ needs a “VHS quality” option. Some of these movies are a little too clear
— Pride Rock got Tip Drill (@nicklenation428) September 13, 2022
Don’t invite me to yo crib if yo couch peeling because imma peel it some more when you not looking
— leva (@itsbolevaa) September 13, 2022
I would crumble if I had to hunt to survive. where the f*ck would I even hunt a snow crab?
— ℰ𝓁𝒾✨ (@elibxoo) September 13, 2022
dont let anyone pressure you out of ordering chicken tenders and fries at a restaurant, you are valid
— zach (@zacharyjelks) September 12, 2022
you got a 3 person beef limit before I start to think you the problem.
— PINK 🛼 (@astrog1rll) September 12, 2022
if instagram made profile visits public i would be FINISHED
— killua ❤️🔥 (@killuazivert) September 12, 2022
I’m a selective feminist some shit just be a man’s job
— MS. STAY FLY (@iamtakai) September 9, 2022
I’m the quiet client. I like to receive my services in silence, I don’t wanna do too much talking😂
— HER🦋 (@jawnnthadonn) September 13, 2022
As my man why you not taking pictures of me all the time . What’s the point of a camera phone .
— Dejah 🖤 (@dejahlanee) September 14, 2022
all i do is screenshot and forget it’s in my camera roII
— $𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ (@slvppy) September 14, 2022
