Well, this is the last installment of “How to Land a Baller”. In the previous blogs, I’ve mentioned to focus on the dumb jocks and to show interest in guys that are interested in you. My last piece of advice is to those who are reading this. If you really want to attract a baller, then you need to have the mindset (not necessarily the money) of a baller. You may not have millions but you can still do ballerific things. You need to have confidence, love for yourself, a go-getta attitude (and actually doing things to get to where you wanna be…a lot of folks tend to talk a good game), have focus, ambition, motivation, philanthropy, be driven, never settling or taking things for granted.
See, I believe in Laws of Attraction. Essentially “if you really want something and truly believe it’s possible, you’ll get it”, but putting a lot of attention and thought onto something you don’t want means you’ll probably get that too.
So it works both ways. If you really want to land a baller, do whatever you need to do (keeping morals in check) to get him. He’s not gonna come knocking at the door. On the other hand, you can just not sweat it and if it’s meant to be, then it will happen anyways.
Therefore, ballers attract ballers. If you have a certain mindset and things to back it up, then you are bound to attract those who are similar to you. (Now, you may attract suckers as well but you will attract ballers.)
So, if changing your mindset is too much, then you can use the “Kardashian Method”. Hell, it works so don’t knock it. You can use the “Cute But Dumb Method”. If you just want to be a trophy, then so be it. You can use the “Hoe to Housewife Method”. I don’t recommend fucking your way to the top, but if that’s what you think of yourself, then be the best hoe you can be (By the way, if you do fuck a lot a ballers, you better land one. Cause fucking all of them dudes and have nothing to show for it would be a damn shame).
All in all, do ballerific things ladies! True ballers appreciate a woman that can bring something to the table.
1. Whittaker, S. Secret attraction, The Montreal Gazette, May 12th 2007.
2. Redden, Guy, Magic Happens: A New Age Metaphysical Mystery Tour, Journal of Australian Studies: 101