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THE BALLER ALERT SHOW – EP 199: THE CAST TALKS NIPSEY HUSSLE’S WAX FIGURE, B.G. RELEASED FROM JAIL & MEGAN THEE STALLION FORBES COVER

Welcome to The Baller Alert Show podcast, available everywhere you get your podcast. Ferrari Simmons, BT, and OCT came together to chat about Nipsey Hussle’s wax figure, B.G. being released a year early, and Megan Thee Stallion becoming the first black woman to cover Forbes 30 Under 30 issue. 

“Did you guys see the wax figure of Nipsey Hustle? That was fire,” said Ferrari.

The wax figure was created by Ohio artist @mister.officials.llc. “Salute to him; that’s kinda spooky to see someone look that damn close to the original piece,” said Ferrari.

“Did y’all see that B.G is being released from prison a year early?” said Ferrari.

“You think they going to do another album? Maybe a tour?” said OCT.

The cast discussed what it would be like if the entire Cash Money came together to go on tour. Both Ferrari and BT shared concerns about Lil Wayne’s willingness to participate in the tour. 

“Wayne, Juvenile, Turk and B.G. I would like to see one big show with all of them. Nicki? Drake? The whole Young Money and Cash Money,” said Ferrari.

“Speaking of Drake, did you know that he confirmed that Her Loss is a part of a trilogy? Drake explained that CLB was like, “I’m trying my best; I’m chasing you. Honestly, Nevermind is the realization that, honestly, that lifestyle isn’t for me, and then Her loss is like no Pigeons. Like, we are going off,” said Drake.

Megan the Stallion is not only planning the release of her third studio album and world tour, but she has also become the first black woman to make the cover of Forbes 30 under 30.

“She is on trial with Tory Lanez right now; should I not have said that?” said Ferrari.

“What if he’s innocent?” said Ferrari.

The cast discussed Tory Lanez’s latest altercations and agreed that the truth would come out in court.

Michael Vick became the topic of discussion as Ferrari shared a video of the previous football star saying that he cried in prison for two weeks straight. 

“It was never a joke, but it didn’t get real until they slammed that door and locked it. I cried for two weeks straight. I really cried after I was sentenced. Cause I went into my sentence not expecting to get two years,” said Michael Vick.

“He was arguably the biggest quarterback,” said Ferrari.

Curve Ball Question of The Day

“If you trust a nigga that you met in a club, you’s a hot ass mess and a goddamn fool, and you don’t got no home training. Why would you sit up here and fall in love with a nigga that you met in a place where he’s looking for hoes at?” said Glorilla.

“I met my wife in the club on her birthday. She doesn’t like going to club, she just got dragged out, and I met her on her birthday,” said Ferrari.

“I don’t know now, it be some married men in the club looking for whipper snappers,” said OCT.

Love Vs. Money

In this episode of Love vs. Money, the cast discussed the love affair between Elon Musk and Twitter. 

“Elon Musk is definitely not there for the money because they are losing money, and I don’t think he is there for love either because he broke the contract. What happened is, they forced his ass to buy their company,” said BT.

“This is a power ego surge trip,” said Ferrari.

Baller Mail

“Dear Baller Alert

My boyfriend and my mom can’t stand each other. It’s mostly my mom’s issue. My boyfriend and I have been living together for four years. My mom most recently had to move in with us for a few. But here’s the issue, she keeps picking on everything he doesn’t do. Cutting the grass, taking out the trash, and asking him why he hasn’t proposed. How do I tell my mom to mind her business respectfully?”

“Momma knows he ain’t shit. Your man ain’t shit, and momma just realized it. Why the hell are you doing all the shit. Parents have this thang, and I’m a parent,” said Ferrari.

The entire cast agreed that her boyfriend isn’t good enough for her.

Welcome to The Baller Alert Show podcast, available everywhere you get your podcast. Ferrari Simmons, BT, and OCT came together to chat about Nipsey Hussle’s wax figure, B.G being released a year early, and Megan Thee Stallion becoming the first black woman to cover Forbes 30 Under 30 issue. 

“Did you guys see the wax figure of Nipsey Hustle? That was fire,” said Ferrari.

The wax figure was created by Ohio artist @mister.officials.llc. “Salute to him; that’s kinda spooky to see someone look that damn close to the original piece,” said Ferrari.

“Did y’all see that B.G is being released from prison a year early?” said Ferrari.

“You think they going to do another album? Maybe a tour?” said OCT.

The cast discussed what it would be like if the entire Cash Money came together to go on tour. Both Ferrari and BT shared concerns about Lil Wayne’s willingness to participate in the tour. 

“Wayne, Juvenile, Turk and B.G. I would like to see one big show with all of them. Nicki? Drake? The whole Young Money and Cash Money,” said Ferrari.

“Speaking of Drake, did you know that he confirmed that Her Loss is a part of a trilogy? Drake explained that CLB was like, “I’m trying my best; I’m chasing you. Honestly, Nevermind is the realization that, honestly, that lifestyle isn’t for me, and then Her loss is like no Pigeons. Like, we are going off,” said Drake.

Megan the stallion is not only planning the release of her third studio album and world tour, but she has also become the first black woman to make the cover of Forbes 30 under 30.

“She is on trial with Tory Lanez right now; should I not have said that?” said Ferrari.

“What if he’s innocent?” said Ferrari.

The cast discussed Tory Lanez’s latest altercations and agreed that the truth would come out in court.

Michael Vick became the topic of discussion as Ferrari shared a video of the previous football star saying that he cried in prison for two weeks straight. 

“It was never a joke, but it didn’t get real until they slammed that door and locked it. I cried for two weeks straight. I really cried after I was sentenced. Cause I went into my sentence not expecting to get two years,” said Michael Vick.

“He was arguably the biggest quarterback,” said Ferrari.

Curve Ball Question of The Day

“If you trust a nigga that you met in a club, you’s a hot ass mess and a goddamn fool, and you don’t got no home training. Why would you sit up here and fall in love with a nigga that you met in a place where he’s looking for hoes at?” said Glorilla.

“I met my wife in the club on her birthday. She doesn’t like going to club, she just got dragged out, and I met her on her birthday,” said Ferrari.

“I don’t know now, it be some married men in the club looking for whipper snappers,” said OCT.

Love Vs. Money

In this episode of Love vs. Money, the cast discussed the love affair between Elon Musk and Twitter. 

“Elon Musk is definitely not there for the money because they are losing money, and I don’t think he is there for love either because he broke the contract. What happened is, they forced his ass to buy their company,” said BT.

“This is a power ego surge trip,” said Ferrari.

Baller Mail

“Dear Baller Alert

My boyfriend and my mom can’t stand each other. It’s mostly my mom’s issue. My boyfriend and I have been living together for four years. My mom most recently had to move in with us for a few. But here’s the issue, she keeps picking on everything he doesn’t do. Cutting the grass, taking out the trash, and asking him why he hasn’t proposed. How do I tell my mom to mind her business respectfully?”

“Momma knows he ain’t shit. Your man ain’t shit, and momma just realized it. Why the hell are you doing all the shit. Parents have this thang, and I’m a parent,” said Ferrari.

The entire cast agreed that her boyfriend isn’t good enough for her.

 

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