“I was sitting next to Odell Beckham Jr., and it was so amazing because it was like he looked at me and he determined I was not the shape of a woman by his standards,” Dunham said in an interview with #AmySchumer.
According Dunham, she was interested in getting in Odell’s pants. She tells Schumer, “The vibe was very much like, ‘Do I want to f— it? Is it wearing a … yep, it’s wearing a tuxedo. I’m going to go back to my cell phone,. It was like we were forced to be together, and he literally was scrolling Instagram rather than have to look at a woman in a bow tie. I was like, ‘This should be called the Metropolitan Museum of Getting Rejected by Athletes.’”
Perhaps he was too busy hanging with #Beyonce? No shade, to Lena but, no one is topping selfies with Bey.
Either way, Lena took to #Twitter to explain. “Odell Beckam Jr. is talented, stylish, seems super awesome and wasn’t into chatting with me at a fancy party,” she tweeted. “My story about him was clearly (to me) about my own insecurities as an average-bodied woman at a table of supermodels & athletes. It’s not an assumption about who he is or an expectation of sexual attention. It’s my sense of humor, which has kept me alive for 30 years.”
She then goes on to say that she will try her hand at #MichaelBJordan instead. “I’ll try and dance myself onto Michael B. Jordan if I have the chance, even when I’m a married grandma. I’m a red blooded str8 woman!”
Do you think Michael B Jordan will smash or pass?