Is Kerry Rhodes Engaged To Be Married?

For those who haven’t been keeping up with the Kerry Rhodes/Hollywood saga, a lot has been going on. In case you don’t feel like sifting through a couple hundreds comments, I’d like to bring you up to speed. According to a member of BA who claims to be close to the situation, Kerry Rhodes is engaged (to a woman) and set to get married this summer.

The woman has yet to be named but is said to be a model who is “drama free” and prefers to
“stay out of the lime light”. Another person who also claims to be close to the situation says that she is a “corporate chick from DC” that does not “live off of him” or “prefer to be a Baller’s wife”. Maybe Kerry’s unidentified fiance models and is a corporate chick at the same time. It is possible, I guess. The wedding is said to take place in June and according to one of these sources Kerry has dated this young woman for 10 years.

Again, not saying I don’t believe it, but what about those times Kerry was tied to other women? I would say some names in particular that we know to be fact but I’m waiting on someone (from either side to catch themselves in a lie). If Kerry DID date this young woman for 10 years, where has she been when he has been walking red carpets and attending parties on the arms of other women? Better yet, where was she for the year Hollywood was allegedly living in Kerry’s home? Where is she now when Kerry is in Arizona partying it up with half a dozen women or when he’s at the Lakers’ game with Karina Smirnoff?

And what about Nicole from 2008? Was he dating someone else while he was dating her? Or is she the corporate model chick from DC that doesn’t like the lime light?

Nope, can’t be Nicole because she obviously loves the spotlight!

I was asked if proof can be provided that Kerry is indeed engaged and I was told that a voicemail message from Kerry’s fiance to Kerry could be sent to me. When I asked for the voicemail, I was told that “PR shut it down” then was invited to the wedding in June.

Listen, I can’t tell you what is true at this point but what I CAN tell you is nice try with this whole “Kerry has a fiance” thing. If Kerry does plan to marry a beard this June, you guys have got to do a better job of coming up with her background story. I suggest the whole team sits down and agrees to one story, memorizes it, rehearses it and then comes back to me again.

Kerry can marry his beard or Kerry can take the courageous route and be the Jackie Robinson of gay male athletes. It’s almost kind of sad that with all the revolutionaries that came before us, still to this day nobody wants to be the first NFL Baller to admit he’s gay while still playing in the league, especially since we know that it exists and tons of them are playing right now. With so many gay rights activists and current gay athletes, the backlash from this won’t last long. In fact, Kerry is a great player and any team who’s more interested in WINNING will not concern themselves with who he has sex with. Let’s be honest, any man who is concerned about where Kerry’s d*ck has been is likely gay himself.

So Kerry, come out honey. You’ve said it yourself. You’re partial to Terry Crews’ character in White Chicks, you send Braylon Edwards winky faces on Twitter and you were a gay cop in Lady Gaga’s Paparazzi video. You aren’t fooling anyone, honey. This is ridiculous.