Pelicans Anthony Davis In Search Of An Assistant

Anthony Davis posted an ad on Craigslist in search of a new assistant, and if you have a unibrow, you may have the job!

The New Orleans Pelicans Baller is looking for someone to do some of his grunt work while he focuses on more important things. In the ad posted on Monday, Davis is in search of someone who can handle dry cleaning, meet with fans and do media interviews, and someone who can keep a low profile. He’s also looking for someone with ball handling skills, someone who’s 6′ 5″ or taller, dresses well, and preferably has a unibrow or thick eye brows. In short, he’s looking for himself.

It’s a full time gig that I’m sure pays well, so if you think you can be a better Anthony Davis than Anthony Davis himself, you should consider applying.