Tiffany Haddish Admits To Accidental Bowel Movement in Uber: ‘I Pooped On Myself A Little Bit In The Uber’

Tiffany Haddish recently appeared on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” where she divulged about the disastrous New Year’s Eve show in Miami. Apparently, the 39-year-old falls to peer pressure just as easily as the rest of us. That was clear the night before the big show.

Celebrating a successful 2018 was a big deal to Tiffany’s friends who were with her in Florida for the show. She explained to Jimmy Kimmel that they all wanted her to let loose the night before. Even though something inside told her to go home, Haddish decided to get loose. 

“I drank more than I’ve ever drank in my entire life. My kidneys fell out.”

That’s when she admitted, “I’m pretty sure my Uber rating dropped a little low, ’cause I pooped on myself a little bit in the Uber. It was bad! It was bad.”

And the Uber driver wasn’t the only one who suffered thanks to her Hollywood-style hangover. Fans who showed up for the show had to sit through a disoriented performer who forgot half her jokes and didn’t even know where she was.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

“When I get to the theater, I’m backstage, and it was like they was getting me ready for my funeral,” she continued, “And I go out onstage, I’m like, ‘Hey everybody!’ And all these cellphone camera lights came up. And I looked out, and people was cheering, and I was looking at everybody, and I saw the lights, and my soul just left my body.”

Tiffany jokingly blamed the Devil for trying to “snatch her soul” and shared about an upcoming summer show in Miami as her way for making up for disappointing the previous audience.

“Anyone who has a ticket from New Year’s Eve from that night, they can get in for free if they present the ticket, and if they don’t have the ticket, they can pay — it’s gonna be like $20. And then all the money that we do get from that show, I’m gonna donate to the Department of Children Services.”