Now, this is classless. Jerry Detrick, an Ohio Trump fan, was caught taking a poop on his Biden-supporting neighbor’s lawn.
The disgraced Trump supporter and former high school teacher was given a misdemeanor citation for littering after he was caught defecating and urinating on his neighbor’s lawn around 3:15 a.m. on Sunday in Greenville, OH, the Daily Mail reported.
His neighbor, Matthew Guyette, saw Detrick using the bathroom on his property and approached him. Apparently, he left, but that didn’t stop Guyette from reporting the 70-year-old to the police, Complex reported.
When authorities responded, Detrick denied his neighbor’s claims. But he eventually confessed to his wrongdoings. In fact, he admitted to doing the nasty deed “multiple times” before, saying the two’s political differences was the reason for it.
“Jerry also stated he does it because the residents (at the address) are Democrats and support Joe Biden and he’s a ‘Trump man,’” a police report says. “This leads me to believe this incident is politically motivated.”
This helps solve the mystery of why Guyette was discovering fecal matter in his yard over the past years, ever since Forever President Barack Obama was in office.
He now believes that his neighbor is “the man who’s been shitting in our front yard for the past ten years.” He also said that Detrick “would leave 3 or 4 crumpled up restaurant napkins he used to clean himself. That was my clue that I had had a ‘visitor.’”
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