What’s up, Baller Fam? We’re almost at the finish line and the weekend is almost here. So you know we’ve got you covered with another weekly round-up of funny and relatable tweets. Check ’em out and let us know which ones you relate to the most.
What’s up, Baller Fam? We’re almost at the finish line and the weekend is almost here. So you know we’ve got you covered with another weekly round-up of funny and relatable tweets. Check ’em out and let us know which ones you relate to the most.
I never delete messages .. just incase a mf wanna lie about July 23rd, 1866
— M 🍓 (@babyariees) January 13, 2023
Unwritten social media rule: if your following is larger than your followers I’m not following you 😂😭
— … (@arixpvv) January 18, 2023
People who are married, have kids, have a job AND manage to exercise, I have questions
— 𝔐𝔦𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔢𝔩 (@returnofthegoth) January 18, 2023
Let’s start with a simple one
HOW.
so Instagram really just going to let these sex bots keep on liking our stories ???
— the wizard 👩🏽🎨 (@iamsydneywelch) January 17, 2023
Everyday i think abt what Kurupt told Jhené in that voicemail
— CC (@DaniChanel2) January 15, 2023
if i celebrity ever slid in my dm, the very last thing i would do is post it. that’s just blocking the bag😂😂
— BRIANNA J (@briannaaaaaj) January 18, 2023
Gunna ain’t snitch on me so.. she wanna go viral, we fucking for hours 🤭
— Jamiya Mays (@iamjamiyaa) January 17, 2023
if you loud in the morning i automatically don’t like you
— jay ✰ (@jayythewave) January 16, 2023
Amex approved me for a Platinum Card. About to turn into a Republican
— EJ (@_E_Johnson) January 15, 2023
The government is in debt but expect me to be debt free.
— Thelonious Pea. (@tunaeP_) January 19, 2023
Simone is an award-winning communications professional with over a decade of experience. Her passion for writing led her to serve as Editor-in-Chief at Baller Alert from 2021-May 2025. In her free time, she enjoys trying new restaurants and traveling (to mostly tropical destinations.)