What started off as fun chatter between the girlies on X (formerly known as Twitter) has turned into an all-out algebra class between the guys and gals. However, this isn’t your typical grade school algebra class; it’s a lesson in “boy math” versus “girl math.”
the funniest thing about boy math tweets is the girl math wave was such silly ass fun but now that got ruined and now they have to start cooking
— tequila mockingbird (@followLonga) September 26, 2023
Initially, women on the social platform started sharing relatable scenarios that made perfect sense to them but might have left others scratching their heads. However, the dynamics shifted when men joined the conversation, presenting their own version of “girl math.” In turn, the ladies launch a hilarious dragging session while offering their savage definitions of “boy math,” — proving that sometimes, as the legendary Nene Leakes once said, men should “stay out of women’s business.”
See some of the tweets:
Girl math : if I went to target and my total was $80 and I used $60 in cash and $20 on my card … then I only spent $20 . So tbh that was a steal lmaoooo https://t.co/smNaZT6V1z
— Sierra H 🖤 (@babyysierraaa) September 23, 2023
Boy math is them not wanting to spend $10 on flowers cause they’ll die
— Lo (@solodeauxleaux) September 25, 2023
Girl math https://t.co/7YkzgeQJht
— Dex (@DEXxBeTheNombre) September 24, 2023
girl math is going on vacation with 8 friends and coming back with 3
— tola (@shinathagoat) September 26, 2023
girl math is having 50+ people view her story but if that 1 person don’t see it the day is ruined
— AntxCaliber (@ant7hewriter007) September 26, 2023
Boy math is thinking their baby mamas going on lavish vacations with their $125 a month child support payments https://t.co/HtZLHXUjfG
— ✨screaming & creaming ✨ (@lil_meeks_) September 25, 2023
Boy math is only having 1 pot, pan, spoon, fork, cup and plate and asking her when she going to come cook for you.
— Supernova Momma (@SupernovaMomma) September 26, 2023
Boy math is buying Magnums knowing damn well you need Durex stink.
— 💕 Doll Face. ✨ (@smoke_nd_pearlz) September 26, 2023
Boy math is not getting tested for STI’s because their last sexual partner sent them negative results.
— Sam-Rae❤️🔥 (@LoveSarae) September 26, 2023
Girl math is posting numerous selfies after a man dumps you because you believe he left you for being ugly instead of being insufferable.
— Leonidas I (@mazzjongun) September 26, 2023
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