What’s good, Baller fam? It’s about that time again. Here’s our newest round-up of funny and relatable tweets. Which ones do you relate to most?
another tax season coming up & I forgot to have a baby😭😭😭
— H☆TGIRL🪭 (@mainbitchclique) October 12, 2023
When Black people say “you must really like that outfit/shirt/dress,” they’re telling you that you wear it too much
— DJ R-Tistic (@DJRTistic) October 12, 2023
i was 7 drinking coffee with my granny I been grown boo .
— H☆TGIRL🪭 (@mainbitchclique) October 11, 2023
I can’t believe caskets cost $4,000. Y’all can just put me in the trash
— The Fcking Sagidonnnnnn🍒 (@2finelilred) October 9, 2023
soon as I click on a nigga ig page and all his pics is taken by a photographer I’m out. Both of us cannot be bad bitches
— KEKE. (@msssmoney) October 7, 2023
My niece will do a tiktok at yo funeral 🤷🏽♀️
She don’t give af— JAY JAY 🩵 (@Jameca2011) October 6, 2023
I feel like malls should have bars.. like I deserve to walk around Zara with a lemon drop in hand!
— Ms. Jordan (@breenajordan) September 22, 2023
I remember when $200 in groceries had to go in the trunk, now you can put them 3 bags in the passenger seat
— , (@sgrate_) September 22, 2023
The disrespect that was actually due. https://t.co/PHdLbuPtiF
— Black Jollof ™ Baddie (@OlaCoker___) October 9, 2023
black peoples be like “you look just like yo daddy he couldn’t deny you if he wanted to”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
— KC⭐️ (@keescrawford) October 10, 2023
peeing while your drunk be so fun you just be smiling for no reason 😭😭
— 𝕽 (@ihyric) September 18, 2023
We shoulda rioted when Dollar Tree added that quarter. That was the beginning of the end.
— Mikeighleigh 🍁 (@OkSoMik) September 14, 2023
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