What’s up, Baller Fam? We’re back at it again with this week’s round-up of funny and relatable tweets. Which ones do you relate to most?
Never eat edibles and watch Law & Order. I thought I was the damn suspect 😭😭😭
— TaxFree💸🐐 (@BandManPatt) October 27, 2023
People who sleep with the TV on make me soo mad🥲🥲🥲 TURN IT OFF !!!
— Jameca T. 💞 (@Jameca2011) October 27, 2023
I hate when you first turn the heat on for the season and it smell like somebody cooking jeans
— Jefferson Albert Tibbs (@DeezLast2Dollas) October 28, 2023
Wearing Burberry to a Babyshower n you ain’t the baby daddy the same thing as wearing white to a wedding and you ain’t the bride. Or am I tripping? 😂
— this cant be Riggs? (@thiscantberiggs) October 28, 2023
I’m sorry but if the prayer too long ima open my eyes and peep the scenery 👀
— . (@t_sadiity) October 28, 2023
Black people find any excuse to grill.
My uncle said “yea, the kids out here trick or treating, so I threw sum’n on the grill.” 😂
— LateNiteTip (@thedoctormom) October 29, 2023
if u on a party flyer, u jus too deep in the streets for me
— marky mark (@MARKYTRENICE) October 26, 2023
Sleeping in a bra is equivalent to sleeping in jeans.
— Kheumani (@Kheumani) November 1, 2023
Y’all found out about brunch 3yrs ago and ain’t been to church since😂🤦🏽♂️
— . (@t_sadiity) October 25, 2023
babies be walking around with the same potato chip in their hand for 4 hours
— jay ✰ (@jayythewave) October 29, 2023
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