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Hats – The Official Makeup For Men

Eleven8 by Eleven8
October 5, 2016
in News
Reading Time: 2 mins read

If you’re like me, you’re probably tired of men complaining about the amount of makeup women wear and how it’s deceiving. Sure, makeup can alter a woman’s appearance  but that’s not always a bad thing. Men have been deceiving women with their looks for years, too! How, you ask? With their HATS!

 

A man’s hat covers at least 1/3 of his head. An important 1/3. A portion of his head that is the most defining part of his entire appearance. A man’s hat can conceal male pattern baldness, a hair line that starts behind the ear lobe or a head with some many bumps and curves you would think it was an old country road. Not only does it cover his head, but conceals it’s shape and also shades the eyes. That is a lot of territory or one simple accessory to cover and it not be considered Catfishing.

If men want women to stop wearing weaves or makeup, they must agree to remove their hats permanently. Ladies, how many of you have met a man who was wearing a hat and he was beyond sexy. For as long as you know him, he always has some type of headwear on and he looks GOOD! Everything is splendid until you spend the night a his house and he wakes up in the morning with his hat off. That’s when you realize that his head has several dents in it and he looks 20 years older. Hats are to men what make up is to us women.  

Face it men, you are deceiving us every day. If you continue to wear hats to cover your head, sunglasses to cover your beady eye and baggy pants to cover those chicken legs, a little makeup or weave shouldn’t be an issue.

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