NFL FOOTBALL Wives SIX RULES during the Season

According to Miami Dolphins CB Brent Grimes’s wife, Miko, there are SIX rules every Football Wife must abide by during the National Football League regular season. She took to her twitter account to share some wisdom to the younger and maybe seasoned wives of the NFL. If you are looking to get your baller you may want to learn these six rules and keep these rules in mind while competing for your ring.

Rule #1: AIN’T SHIT WRONG WITH YOU DURING FOOTBALL SEASON!!! Got it? You don’t have a headache. You love cooking. Sex on demand? OF COURSE!

Rule #2: When these other weak bitches start bringing you “Pillow Talk” from them heaux ass teammates of his, YOU AIN’T GOT TIME! Let messy heaux be messy!

Rule #3: If he is on the field, risking life and limb for your next pair of red bottoms and LV bag, your fake busy ass needs to FRONT ROW LOUD AND PROUD cheering him on!

Rule #4: Want to save your marriage? Go to some road games! If not, I will continue to have SPA days and mimosa’s with his mistresses.

Rule #5: You are the ticket broker in the house. He’s trying to prepare for the Patriots game but his entire family is calling for tickets. SMH! Handle it

Rule #6: Never let them see y’all SWEAT! Y’all having family issues? Tuck them phucking feelings in around the General Manager, Coaches and other players!

Miko Grimes ended her educational rant with, “I can’t give y’all no more, y’all gotta buy the book. I hope my tweets landed on a football wife’s TIMELINE and I saved a Marriage, a Career or at least an illegitimate baby.”

Now you all can say what you want to but this is as real as it gets. This also comes from a Football wife who practices what she preaches. Take heed ladies and go follow her at @iheartmiko!