Ask TheFetishologist: Sex Advice Edition

Ask The Fetishologist: A sex advice column.These are questions from the balleralert readers that will be answered once a week.

Asked on my instagram (miz_caramel_vixen)

How do I get my girl to give me more head?

Well, there’s a few things that you might need to check on. Are your ba**s musty? It’s summer time so that means your ba**s can be mustier than ever. She might be repulsed by the smell. So, give it a good washing before you go waving your Johnson in her face. If that’s not the case, then maybe you aren’t giving her enough downtown satisfaction so she feels that since you don’t why should she. Change your diet to have your ejaculation to taste better than what it does currently. Last but not least, entice her with your Johnson, dress it up, pour some chocolate syrup on it, wear underwear that the front is an elephant truck and show your package off. Best of luck to you, if none of those work, then I suggest you get used to the idea of not receiving and go somewhere else.

An email question from J:

I have an upcoming date with my man and I feel the sex is sometimes the same , I would love to get some tips on how to blow his mind in the hotel room and make him look at me like where tf did you learn that. Haha tired of the same oh same oh I want to be all over the room against the wall and I want to take the lead and be the sexy confident one can you please help me with some tips , thank you so much I appreciate it . Have a good day!

Hi there, J, well as I wrote in one of my blog entries on balleralert.com, you’re going to need to dress the part first. All black or red will work wonders. You have to have the confidence most of all. If you lack confidence, then it won’t work. Be dominant in your tone. Inform your partner that you run this and he has to be a good boy for you otherwise, he won’t be able to reap the benefits…and YOU are the benefits. You can tie him up, pour candle wax on him, kiss him all over and lay down the rules if he touches you, then he’ll get a spanking, every time he disobeys the rules, you can hit him harder. Teasing him will drive him wild! As you go down to his throbbing member, pretend that you’re about to take him in your mouth and make a detour and just kiss his inner thighs instead. Tease him enough that he begs you, to please him. Since you’re running the show that means you’re on top. Smother his face with your honey pot until you orgasm, YOU get on top, you’re in control. Grab his neck with your hands and choke him as you’re on top of him. Bite his lip while choking him, lick his lips, kiss him, remind him that he’s yours for the night. Just enjoy the power and above all HAVE FUN!!! Let me know how it works out for you!

An email question from M:

I’ve been with my fiancée 2.5 years.. Our sex life has become really boring and he wants it when I don’t and vice versa..what do you suggest to spice it up?

Yikes, that’s not good. I feel that you should always be open for sex, but I;m a nymphomaniac so don’t mind me. As for you, I would suggest role playing. Role playing is definitely spicy. There are many costumes that you can use to spice up your sex life. A male favorite is a french maid. Let him be your boss in this scenario and you always say “Yes, sir.” Walk around fake dusting while bending over exposing your backside. Make sure you have on thigh highs and of course a black high heel pump. There are so many different role plays out there, you don’t have to be the one not in control. Student. A cheerleader. A Sexretary. Naughty Nurse. There are a lot of costumes, check out DreamGirlDirect.com for their sexy lingerie and costumes. Browse the site and find some sexy role playing outfits and enjoy!!!

I like to thank those who have written in to [email protected], I will be answering 3 emails a week, so if I haven’t answered your question yet, please be patient, I’ll get to it. If you have questions, you can send your questions to the email listed above.

I’m your fetishologist, MizCaramelVixen, and you can follow me on twitter @MizCaramelVixen and instagram.com/miz_caramel_vixen