Have You Ever Wanted To Taste Shaquille O’Neal?

I don’t think you’re ready for this. In fact, I’m not even sure if I am. Shaquille O’Neal has taken his talents to the soda aisle in a new deal with Arizona Beverage, the giant behind Arizona Teas. Beginning this month 50 million cans of “Soda Shaq,” a new collaboration of All-Natural flavored cream sodas between Shaq and Arizona, will be in circulation. “Soda Shaq” will come in four awesome flavors, Strawberry, Orange, Vanilla and Blueberry, and will feature the many faces of Shaq on Arizona’s signature giant 23.5 oz. can. You know what’s even better? Each can is only 90 calories and will only cost you 99 cents! 

Is it bad that this sounds oddly delicious? 

I love that Shaq is all about his money even though he hasn’t worn his jersey in some time. Other than this deal with Arizona, he also owns several Five Guys franchises, has stake in Muscle Milk and Vitamin Water and owns several fitness centers. He’ll be eating for a while.