Gilbert Arenas’ Twitter account @agentzeroshow has been deleted and all at the ends of a comedian who hurt his feelings. Who knew? If you follow Gilbert, you know that he isn’t your normal Twitter Baller. He tweets about failed blind dates, kicking groupies out of his bed and quite a few things that could’ve gotten him fined by the NBA a long time ago. Who would have thought a simple blog post by a comedian saying that Gilbert was NOT funny would have had him hitting the delete key on his Twitter life?
Via Joe Mande’s blog:
My guess is, Gilbert got a call from his agent sometime this weekend, who said, “Hey Gil, would you mind deleting that tweet you wrote about how you kick women out of your bed when you’re done having sex with them? And the other one about how you want those women to drive themselves home after you’re done having sex with them, even if they might be drunk, because you’re too busy sleeping alone in your king size bed? Oh, and also the one about the box of stolen female toiletries you keep in your bathroom? Actually… just delete all the tweets you’ve ever written ever. Is that cool? Thanks, buddy.”
Gilbert Arenas likes to remind his followers that he’s a comedian. If you’re offended by his words, then you are stupid and can’t take a joke. I understand that sentiment 100%. The thing is, I’m pretty sure Gilbert Arenas is not a comedian. I may be wrong, but I don’t think he’s ever actually gotten up on a stage and told jokes. If he is a comedian, he’s a comedian the same way I’m a basketball player. Meaning, I’m a terrible basketball player. (Currently, there is only one professional basketball player/comedian and his name is
Ron ArtestMetta World Peace.)
So basically Joe went IN on Gil, and Gil caught wind. I hear words were exchanged and then Gil dropped his account. Welp! Gil is known for carrying guns so Joe better keep it cute!
