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10 Tips To Find A Baller Without Leaving The House

by Baller Alert Staff
April 20, 2021
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When an an alpha female decides it’s time for a committed relationship nothing will stop her. Not even a recession.
When it comes to a recession, a man is just a man. Out with the ballerfific expenditures, and on with the ballerific imagination.

If a relationship is her focus, she will go to the depths of the earth to make that pop. She’s not used to having a half-plate, she wants the entire 4 courses of life—fulfilling health, wealth, self expression, and love. It’s called the square of life, when everything is in its place.

She’s not like other women who are resigned to see their lives go by and dreams for a family wither as their eggs wonder “what the hell is going on out there?” Yes, I said eggs. That is a woman’s creative life force. They can pick a man out better than you can. But that’s another post. An alpha female is very conscious of her needs for a man and is proud of that. She likes talking about it and expects it. She loves the right man in a deep, intense way that without it in her life makes her feel she’s not using all her gifts. She’s sits at the big dinner table of life and digs in. She’s driven. She zones in and gathers her resources. Bringing an available man into her life becomes just another project that she manifests. I know, I did it.

I cannot begin to tell you how much life moves on its own when you sit down and be still. I do what I call “treatments”. All while being at home. You get very focused and clear when you spend time with yourself. It should be refreshing, not depressing. If you want some big ‘ole muscular man thighs in the bed during winter who’ll be around for more than a season, see the tips below. Challenge yourself to do something different.

Below are 10 Tips To Find A Baller Without Leaving The House. This list does not include chat lines or chat rooms, thank you.

1. Single male neighbor? Has a girlfriend? No worries, invite them both over for coffee. If he’s not married, he’s available.

2. Sign up for an online law of attraction course and experiment with it. Get the juices flowing.

3. Create a vision board that will send the vibes out, while you rest.

4. Invite a group of friends over for movies and ask each to bring a male friend you never met ( to avoid having these men “vetted” make sure they are from your “special” friends not the everyday ones.)

5. Host a potluck dinner party, put it on Craigslist, and see what happens; lady did this for Thanksgiving, story is online somewhere

6. Crank call somebody if his voice sounds nice continue the conversation; ever wondered who was that “wrong number” it wasn’t by mistake

7. Send an email to your list asking to be set up on a blind date (please, get over the “desperate” feeling that is so not alpha)

8. Remote view your soulmate from afar in a meditation (link with them in spirit)

9. Open the door naked for the UPS man and see what happens. (make sure you keep chain on door)

10. Scan your friends’ Facebook photos and add any of their friends that look good (because everyone else does it)

Got any more?

To read this post and others please check out Alphanista.com™ for advice and more.

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