5 Ways To Thot & Not Get Caught

We’re all adults and there’s nothing wrong with testing the waters until you find Mr. Right, but how do you do this without having everyone in your business? Let’s face it, humans are nosey by nature and in the age of social media it doesn’t take much effort to put two and two together to find out who’s bed you slept in last night. This is why I’ve come up with a simple guide on how to thot without getting caught. Read below! 

1 – Don’t Post Photos – I don’t care how sneaky you think you are, pictures will always give tell your business. People will see matching carpet, analyze a painting on a wall, identify furniture, etc. If it’s in the picture, it will place you at the scene. Sometimes people get so into the habit of bragging, or showing off what they are doing for social media that they forgot they are trying to keep a “secret”. Avoid posting photos on Instagram that may give away your whereabouts. Print the pictures out and get yourself a photo album if you have to look at them so badly.

2 – Don’t Tell Anybody – Keep your tea spilling to a minimum. Sometimes women get hung up on the status of the man they are dating and get into a habit of needing to tell the world. Next thing you know Shamika, who found out from Lisa, who was told by Brittany, who heard it from LaToya is emailing us Baller Mails. 

3 – Business As Usual – Whenever you’re trying to “get over” on the rest of the world the smartest thing to do is to not drastically change your normal routine. Once it’s apparent that you’re doing things you haven’t done before, people start digging and investigating. Wearing promise rings (or removing engagement rings) will always get people talking. Covering tattoos, clubbing more than usual.  People will always notice. Keep it cool until you’re ready to break the news yourself.

4 – Keep Social Media Out Of It – Leaving comments under your boo’s photos on social media never goes unnoticed. If you have to talk to them, texting their phone always works.

5 – Have The Conversation – If you’re trying to keep your relationship on the down low, make sure that your partner is in on the plan. Sometimes they may unknowingly do things that may give away your secret before you are ready to. Make sure they are well aware of the fact that you want to keep things hush and that they agree to do the same.