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A Few Things Every Woman Needs To Know About Super Bowl Sunday

by Eleven8
October 15, 2019
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Tonight is the night football fans have been waiting for, Super Bowl Sunday! Don’t worry ladies, if you’re not a pigskin enthusiast, you can still enjoy the festivities too. Just keep these simple rules in mind. 

A Few Things Every Woman Needs To Know About Super Bowl Sunday

1 – Your man probably doesn’t care about the half time show as much as you do so don’t bother him about it. Don’t ask when half time is coming and don’t expect him to not schedule his bathroom breaks and store runs during this time. 

2 – Always Know Who’s Playing. Theres nothing more embarrassing than cheering for the Cowboys when the Eagles are actually playing. Memorizing the colors of the uniforms has always been a trick I’ve used.

3 – Know the number to Dominos Pizza, verify all beers are cold and if you have no clue as to what’s going on, stay out of the way!

4 – If you don’t know anything about football, don’t say anything about football. This is not the time to start throwing out football jargon when you don’t know what you’re talking about. If you need a refresher, here are a few helpful football keywords that can help. (Click Here)

5 – If you’re guy’s team loses do NOT under any circumstances say “It’s only a game!” or “It’s not that serious”


6 – These five simple words will get you through every football situation “If HE cheers, YOU cheer!”

7 –  Any comments about how cute a football player is with his helmet off should only be made in your head.


8 – Your female friends are not allowed over, especially if they like to complain and nag. The only female friends that should come over should have boyfriends that enjoy football, preferably those who get along with your boyfriend.

9 – If you get annoyed due to lack of attention from your mate, excuse yourself. Don’t cause a scene. Let that man enjoy his day.

10 – If your guy’s team wins, sex would be appreciated. Hell, if they lose, I’m sure it would still be appreciated. Nothing like a good post-game celebration!


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