Amanda Bynes Says Arresting Officer Slapped Her Vagina

In an attempt to explain her side of her arrest this week Amanda Bynes took to her Twitter. “I only smoke tobacco I don’t drink or do drugs. I’ve never had a bong in my life! I need to get another nose job after seeing my mugshot!” Amanda shares after being accused of throwing a glass bong out the window during a rest. She continues further explaining that she was only arrested because the arresting officer slapped her vagina and she reported it:

“Don’t believe the reports about me being arrested. It’s all lies. I was sexually harassed by one of the cops the night before last which is who then arrested me. He lied and said I threw a bong out the window when I opened the window for fresh air. Hilarious. He slapped my vagina. Sexual harassment. Big deal. I then called the cops on him. He handcuffed me, which I resisted, quite unlike any of the reports stated. Then I was sent to a mental hospital. Offensive. I kept asking for my lawyer but they wouldn’t let me. The cops were creepy. The cop sexually harassed me, they found no pot on me or bong outside my window. That’s why the judge let me go. Don’t believe any reports.”

Oh Amanda.