Super Bowl LIV is less than a few hours away and Miami been turning for days with parties and events every night until Sunday. Every Baller you can think of will be in the city, and most will be ready to mingle. So ladies, if you are in the city or ready to hit the road, grab your girls and snag you a baller.
Now, snagging a baller isn’t as easy as you think, but if you have what it takes, then go for it. So, take notes so you can spill the tea about your meeting in a Groupie Tale, when it’s all said and done.
First things first, what do you consider a Baller? A Baller can be an athlete, rapper, or even the corporate businessman. Don’t cancel out the corporate business ballers. You can spot them a mile away. They’re usually in their suits around happy hour, ready to unwind or if it’s in the evening, just look for the guy that looks out of place. You will know when you see him. Trust and believe he’s ready to be snagged.
Next, where are the Ballers partying? Well, if you have been keeping up with Baller Alert, then you know about the hottest parties and events that are taking place all week. If your favorite baller isn’t hosting a party, you can also check their social media to see who they are cool with and you just may be in luck.
The parties will be full of groupies, so trust and believe they are eyeing the same baller as you. If you are a sports fanatic or know of the upcoming ballers, these are the ones to keep your eyes on. Rookies are just getting started and it’s their first Super Bowl, so they will be willing to risk it all.
Also, don’t cancel out the strip clubs.
Now, what do you wear? Of course, these are big events but just be yourself. Wear what makes you comfortable, so if it’s that red hot fitted dress that only comes out for times like this, then it’s time to pull it out. There are many make-up artists and hairstylists that are booked and busy for these events, so hit them up if you aren’t into doing your own hair and makeup.
Believe it or not, ballers love a “regular degular” type of woman that’s about her business. Just keep it cool and don’t come off as too thirsty. Just keep it cute, classy, and save the ratchetness for another time or event.
Welcome to Miami!