Summer time is upon us and before you head out in your sun dress and flip flops, we’ve teamed up with Vibe Magazine to give the ladies a heads up on acceptable summer behavior. Feel free to add your own i the comments section and visit VIBE for more!
– Do NOT forget the powder ladies. Sweaty lady parts are not attractive in the Spring, Summer OR Fall!
– Do NOT have unprotected sex. Summer flings lead to Winter babies and quite a few seasons of child support payments.
– Do NOT leave your children unattended to do hoodrat stuff with your friends.
– Do NOT go swimming in your good weave. Chlorine and Remi don’t mix!
– Do NOT drink and drive — period.
– Absolutely under no circumstances shall you take one for the team! Do NOT let your homegirl convince you to do so either!
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