Ballerific Relationships: How to Catch a Woman Cheating – blogged by: @proudlylauren

Men are often stereotyped as the serial cheater but women are known to be the sneaky cheater. Not just any kind of sneaky: 007 James Bond, secret mission, sneaky. Women don’t get caught nearly as much as men, and are able to maintain an affair for a long time before being suspected. According to Helen Fisher, Ph. D., biological anthropologist and scientific advisor for two major dating sites, this occurs because of the hormonal differences between men and women. In one study, patients injected with testosterone, the male sex hormone, began to focus more on the “right-now” and lesser on long term. Women on the other hand, think more contextually and consider the long term consequences before acting. So by the the time she makes her move, she’s already thought the entire thing out, down to her her cheating schedule, assuring not to blatantly self incriminate herself. So how do you catch someone so clever, and well prepared? By paying close attention to the following subtle hints:

Always on her phone: She’s constantly smiling at her phone, having quiet conversations, and receiving constant notifications like a dope boy. When you speak to her, she doesn’t hear you, because something in her phone is a lot more interesting. If this happens to you, her disinterest may say it all; and she’s likely disregarding you for her new fling.

Phone disappears when she’s not on it: Alternatively, if when she’s not on her phone, you never see it around because it’s always in the other room, bottom of her purse, or facing down, something isn’t right. She may not want you to hear the notifications and ask questions, so she’d rather hide her phone completely.

Finds every excuse not to have sex: First it was her period, two weeks later it was a headache, and the next week it’s because she’s mad. If she avoids having sex with you, but she’d regularly be begging you for the D, its not because her cravings have gone away, but because she’s fulfilling them somewhere else.

Constantly explodes for no reason: Because she’s into someone else, she may subconsciously sabotage you all’s relationship, and start unnecessary arguments over trivial matters. When she gets extremely angry, and does brash things like kick you out of the house, because she asked for wheat bread and you brought home white; she knows very well she’s not justified, and is instead nitpicking to make you seem like the bad guy.

Not snapping about the things that actually matter: You can’t seem to catch a break on the small things, but the large things she would usually get mad over, don’t seem to phase her anymore. She doesn’t care if you don’t respond to her text, and encourages you to stay the night with your homies, when she’d otherwise be threatening to change the locks if you didn’t come home. An out of the blue switch-up like that is a clear sign she doesn’t care anymore, quite possibly because she’s so busy checking on her side piece, she doesn’t have the energy to worry about you too.

Does Bare Minimum: Remember when your woman would surprise you in a lace panty set when you got home for work, or brought you a random thoughtful gift? Now, you can’t even get a matching panty set, let alone lace, and the last time you can remember receiving a gift, was for you all’s first anniversary. She does what is required of her to be considered your girlfriend, but nothing more. So why doesn’t she just call it quits? That’d risk her being alone, so she’d rather do just enough to keep you around, until she decides where she wants to be.

Because there’s no way to change our hormonal make-up, it’s impossible to change the fact that women are naturally better cheaters. It’s flat-out easier for them to hide, cheat and trick their way through an affair. But with keen observation, you can avoid their conniving ways. If you notice any of the above things happening with your woman, it is definitely be time to re-evaluate the relationship.