Ballerific Relationships: Leave Us Alone

I’ve been by myself for some time now. I went all throughout college without a relationship, graduated, moved back home… I got an internship for the summer, then slowly worked my way up to the position I’m in today. Many men (and I don’t mean to brag, whatsoever) have flirted with me and made friendly conversation within these past few years. Yet, and still, there have been very few advances to take things any further than that. The few that tried failed miserably. (side note: I’m a serial curver and I am not ashamed lol) One thing I found in common between those few men was their approach. Everything about it was wrong – the pompous attitude, the “I can satisfy you in the bedroom” comments, and most of all, the lack of knowledge when it comes to dealing with a woman like me. See, my time alone has allowed me to really get a chance to know who I am; my likes and dislikes, my flaws, and my level of patience towards others. I have been content with most aspects of my life for quite a long time. So while ‘getting at me’, you must absolutely come correct. You don’t have to be perfect, but you need to own who you are and what you plan on bringing to my life. Whatever you have to offer must compliment what I already have or I will politely decline your advances and keep it moving. These young men were so busy showing me their egos that their flaws ever so graciously exposed themselves as well, making my job pretty easy.