Beware Of The Professional Homeboy

Only simple chicks fall for the Professional Homeboy but I wrote this blog so that we can all be aware of the warning signs.

The Professional Homeboy is really nothing more than a male groupie. He’s a Hanger’s On who gets his rocks off on being in the presence of actual celebrities. The problem with this is that from a distance, women may mistake him for being a celebrity too. You are the company you keep right? Wrong!

Ladies, don’t be fooled. Some guys just like to live the life of a celebrity without ever having to do anything notable in their life. They like the glitz and glam without having to do any work. Professional Homeboys usually start one of two ways. 9 times out of 10 the Professional Homeboy has been friends with a Baller since before they are famous. They are one of the few that the Baller still trusts in his crazy life. The Baller keeps him around because it gives his life balance. He’s good for the Baller in an emotional sense but can be a pain financially. See, the Professional Homeboy doesn’t really have much of an occupation of his own. He lives off his Baller. The Profesional Homeboy has aspirations to be a rapper, producer and unlikely things but the only person he ever makes beats for is his Baller homie that he grew up with.

The Professional Homeboy is the one you’ll see in the club’s VIP doing the most ignorant things while his Baller homie is remaining low-key. The Professional Homeboy runs up a mean bar tab and puts on the biggest front for the groupies. You see, the Professional Homeboy LOVES groupies. He loves all of the left over women he gets that his Homie doesn’t want. He loves meeting other celebrities that his Baller Homie introduces him to. He loves the life, but won’t tell you that in reality he isn’t sh-t.

This is what makes the Professional Homie dangerous. He has nothing to lose. He doesn’t earn any of his money and he has an ego. Why not? He hangs out with celebs everyday, he thinks he’s their equal. He’s the type that gets his Baller Homie in a ton of trouble. He’s the type that leads women on, thinking that they’ve snagged a baller when in reality they’ve only snagged a lackie. He promises the groupies they’ll get to meet his celeb homie some day, but it’s all really a ploy to get in her panties. Beware, he’s a fraud!