As a blog, we get a lot of letters from celebrities and their lawyers asking us to remove posts or threatening to sue because they did something stupid, got caught and we wrote about it. It’s the nature of the business. Fellow blog, TheDirty.com has found themselves in a bit of a predicament with Dr. Dre. Apparently the site posted that Dre was cheating on his wife with a video vixen. Lawyers for Dre fired off a cease & desist letter, as well as demanded an apology from the site. What did The Dirty do? Got their HILARIOUS lawyer on the case. His letters are almost as good as mine.
The letter written by the site’s attorney begins by telling Dre how instrumental he was to music, “Back in the ’80s I personally destroyed many subwoofers blasting N.W.A.’s ‘F**k Tha Police’ in my car in the high school parking lot.”
Then it goes on to sarcastically compare Dre to other well known cheaters, “While I certainly understand and respect Dre’s concerns, unfortunately things are not that simple. Here’s why – although Dre says the posts are false, someone else (the author) says they are true. This brings to mind the old examples I often use. Bill Clinton and Monica what’s-her-name both denied having sexual relations. Of course, they were both lying. Same thing with Lance Armstrong….he denied juicing and guess what? The dude juiced.”
If that wasn’t enough, the lawyer takes another jab, “Other than O.J. Simpson, who was clearly framed, history is filled with examples of people who make mistakes and lie about them to cover it up.”
Needless to say this lawyer goes on hilariously through out his letter which you can read HERE.
All jokes aside, under the eyes of the law, everything the lawyer says is true, so “lawyers” stop sending Baller Alert your stupid letters, you’re wasting your time.
