Body Count: How Many is Too Many?

How many sexual partners is too many when it comes to picking a girlfriend/ boyfriend? How about for a husband/ wife? Sex, in general, has ruined a lot of relationships and puts a stand-still on the “wifey” and “hubby” title, but what exactly is the number that means “You’ve been fooling around way too much?” Tell me, how many partners is too many? 5? 20? 40? Well that all depends. J.Cole said to multiply by three.

To be fair, you have to take in consideration the age that person lost their virginity. When did this person give out a key to their treasure box and how old are they now? Yes. I’m going to make you do math because you might want to count how many years it took that person to reach said body count. Again, multiply that bad boy by three. Say they lost their virginity at 17, is now 25, and has eight bodies. Is that too many?

Also, take in consideration how many serious relationships this person has been in. If a person has  been in three serious relationships how many bodies do you expect them to have? Three right? What if this person took “breaks” in their relationship? We all know what happens on a break. Add that in too and multiply.

As silly as it sounds, body count is very important when it comes to settling down. Because you can’t turn a hoe into a housewife, no one wants to be caught up with someone who’s for everyone. Before counting up your significant other’s bodies on all of your fingers and toes, give them a break and consider then they started having sex and how many relationships they were in. Don’t forget to multiply. So, tell me. How many bodies is too many?