The covid-19 pandemic forced many bored and lonely men to pursue new hobbies. One of the most bizarre appears to be mastering the art of self-pleasure by performing auto-fellatio.
According to Vice, some transparent Redd it users opened up about how they learned to have fun with themselves in their pandemic-induced solitude.
While the idea of it may seem hard to believe (for some), the practice of auto-fellatio goes back thousands of years. Images of gods (not mere mortals) sucking their own penis’ in plow poses are inscribed in the Book of the Dead of Henuttawy, largely considered symbols of potency and power.
In popular culture, porn stars like Ron Jeremy and Vito Aras—known as Dr. Infinity— have proven themselves talented enough to pull off the impressive feat.
More recently, a Reddit’s r/autofellatio forum, which amassed more than 38,000 members, discussed tips for those interested in learning how to do it.
“Aiming to self-suck during this quarantine. Any pro tips for a beginner?” one curious user wrote. “Just the tip! But plenty of time to practice in isolation,” another hopeful typed along with a photo of them reaching toward their erect member. Others offered comments of encouragement or suggestions: “Nice! You’ll get there… practice makes perfect!” “F yeh bro, great work! Keep posting that progress :).”
Experts recommend a good stretching routine and a lot of patience as a part of your journey to sucking yourself off.
“It’s absolutely not going to happen overnight, and I think people often resort to brute force to try and bend their spine the sufficient amount,” Reddit user 6monthsuck said. “A good stretching routine done daily for a few weeks will provide you with noticeable progress, so I’d say give that a go and see how you feel afterwards.”
Good luck, guys!
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