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Derrick Rose Loves Hoes, He Just Doesn’t Pay Em…

We are in a recession and the NBA season is cancelled out so don’t look for Derrick Rose to pay you for sticking his limo in your driveway. According to the BFF of a Twitter prostitute, Derrick Rose skipped the bill after receiving services from a lady of the night:

 

Welp! Do I pity D.Rose? If this is true, nope! I’m sure he’s getting too much free nookie thrown at him for him to be duping more defenseless Twitter hoes. Then again, times are about to be real hard so I can’t really blame him.

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