Dwight Howard offered Chandler Parsons his choice of a Ferrari or a Maybach in exchange for Parsons getting his hair cut into a mohawk like a few other members of the team. The car Parsons chose — the white Ferrari. It’s one thing to call another grown man your “Boo” and your “Baby” but to buy him an expensive car for cutting his hair? Crazy!
Well we can all rest easy. It turns out that although their Bromance is strong, Dwight did NOT buy the car for Parsons. “I just let him borrow my car for the playoffs,” he told the Houston Chronicle, “I didn’t actually buy Chandler a Ferrari for a Mohawk. That would be crazy. Not that nice. I love Chandler to death, but I worked hard for that car.”
In other words, “You fine baby, but you ain’t THAT fine!”
I better not hear anything about him not paying child support on time.
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