Washington, D.C. is once again at the center of national headlines, but not for what actually happened. Instead, it’s what powerful men are saying happened that’s taking over the conversation.
Former DOGE staffer Edward Coristine, best known online as “Big Balls,” was attacked during an attempted carjacking near Logan Circle last week around 3 a.m. He reportedly intervened to help a woman into her car when a group of teens began threatening them.
Coristine pushed the woman into the vehicle to protect her, and was then allegedly attacked by about ten young people. Reports say he suffered a broken nose, black eye, and concussion, though he declined transport to the hospital. Two 15-year-olds from Maryland were later arrested and charged with unarmed carjacking. Several suspects remain at large.
The story gained national attention when Elon Musk tweeted about it, calling for the federalization of Washington, D.C. Then, Donald Trump went even further, posting a photo of Coristine’s bloodied face and declaring the city “totally out of control.” Trump claimed D.C. is overrun by teen gang members who are mugging, maiming, and shooting innocent people. He warned that if local leaders don’t act fast, he’ll take over the city directly.
But here’s the problem — that narrative doesn’t match the facts.
The Facts About Crime in D.C.
Despite the high-profile nature of this incident, crime in D.C. is actually down. Violent crime has dropped nearly 26 percent this year, and robberies are down by 29 percent compared to the same period in 2024.
What They’re Really After: Ending Home Rule
This isn’t just about one man’s assault. Trump’s threat to “federalize” D.C. is a direct challenge to the city’s right to govern itself.
Since 1973, D.C. has operated under home rule, which allows residents to elect their own mayor and city council to handle local affairs. However, under the Constitution, Congress still has final say over the city. That means the president can’t just take control of D.C., but Congress can.
If Trump and his allies succeed in pushing a federal takeover, it would strip D.C.’s leadership of the ability to make laws, manage police, or run the city’s daily operations. It would be an extreme and controversial move, with wide-reaching implications for democracy and civil rights, especially in a majority-Black city like D.C.
A Bigger Narrative in the Making
There’s no question that what happened to Edward Coristine was violent and disturbing. But using one incident to declare the entire city lawless ignores real progress.
D.C. residents, leaders, and civil rights groups are already pushing back, saying this is less about public safety and more about political control. They argue that Trump and Musk are exploiting fear and sensationalism to justify power grabs. not offering real solutions.
At the center of it all is a young man with a viral nickname, a painful assault, and a city caught between perception and reality.
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