You Can Live Forever If You Eat Right & Stay Single

In case you had any doubts in your mind, getting rid of the f*ckboys and f*ckgirls around you can prolong your life span.

Emma Morano, the oldest person alive, was born  November 29, 1899 and attributes her 117 years on earth to raw eggs, cookies and staying f*ckboy free.

“I eat two eggs a day, and that’s it. And cookies. But I do not eat much because I have no teeth,” she said, in an interview last month.

Morano was diagnosed with anaemia at age 20 and has been eating two raw eggs and one cooked egg, every day since. She stopped eating meat due to fear of contracting cancer and in 1938, left her violent husband following the death of her infant son.

“I didn’t want to be dominated by anyone,” she said.

Emma Morano has outlived all eight of her younger siblings. She has a few years to go to take on the title of Oldest Person Ever. That record is held by France’s Jeanne Calment, who died in 1997 at age 122.

Emma Morano is alert but is very deaf, speaks with difficulty and cannot see well enough to watch television. One thing is for certain though, she’s still got some years ahead of her.

And you can too if you drink lots of water, eat right and mind your business.