Just a few weeks ago, we thought Twitter was a goner under Elon Musk’s online dictatorship. #BlackTwitter even held a funeral service to mourn the app that has brought us more laughs over the years than any other social media platform. But thankfully, weeping only endured for a night, with joy kicking down the door in the morning. By the glory of us dedicated users, Twitter is still holding on.
Cheers to another year with Twitter and toast to the funniest tweets that have carried us through those Christmas blues, a bustling work week, and the first of the month rapidly approaching.
Don’t lie to me cause I’ll start lying like my Dad and you not gon like it
— Raichu (@raichu) December 28, 2022
A dog's sigh is so hilarious because wtf is stressing you
— Big Choctaw (@Derekalexander_) December 28, 2022
One thing boutt me I’ll stay in the house all DAYY 😂.
— Raven Lovette (@heyhoneyrae) December 28, 2022
im quiet when im mad because i know how disrespectful i get.
— ☪︎ (@Iushwrld) December 28, 2022
The retirement age needs to be lowered to 25. I’ve had enough
— Lazzyyyyyy (@em_Lazzy) December 27, 2022
growing up i thought when they gave people the key to the city it open up every door in that city 😭 just fried
— dat red girl 🫧 ★ (@sadiityred) December 27, 2022
gym owners on the first week of January pic.twitter.com/7vxrGjWrn2
— juju 💰 (@ayeejuju) December 27, 2022
Trying not to bother someone that you really like be so hard 😭😂 like can you please call me
— 𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞ (@WhoTFissim) December 27, 2022
worst thing a ngga can do is give me some time to sit back and think 😂🤔
— 𝐇★𝐓𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋🥡 (@mainbitchclique) December 27, 2022
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