What’s up Baller fam? Y’all already know what time it is. Our weekly round-up of funny and relatable tweets is here to get you through the remainder of the work week. Check them out and let us know which ones you relate to the most.
The creator of Tubi had to be the DVD man back in the day..
— Troneze the Great (@troneze) January 25, 2023
The kids gone have to paint potatoes this year dem eggs to high 😂😂😂😂
— solé (@layxsnv) January 26, 2023
https://twitter.com/JerLisa_Nicole/status/1618252942288752640?s=20&t=9ZDRD4vi47utrkot_mj1oQ
Please use a condom on Valentines Day. I hate Libras
— 👨🏽💻 (@smoove_cold) January 24, 2023
Mint is for tooth paste. Not for chocolate. Not for ice cream or cookies. For tooth paste.
— babydooski (@1futhermucker) January 19, 2023
My phone so dry l get more emails than text messages 😂
— M 🍓 (@babyariees) January 23, 2023
Fuck a break up, y’all ever got excited to fix a bowl of cereal & it ain’t no milk?! 😭
— Jameca T. 💞 (@Jameca2011) January 25, 2023
ngl the age i’m turning this year sounds serious and i don’t like it
— jay ✰ (@jayythewave) January 21, 2023
when I’m drunk I’ll pay 57 dollars for a juice idc
— erionn🧘🏽♀️ (@jailaerionn) January 26, 2023
This lady said she made 60k+ last year from her cat’s TikTok. I got 3 cats. I’m bouta turn into Joe Jackson
— I appreciate you. (@DeeLaSheeArt) January 25, 2023
if you never forged your parents signature then you pussy fr
— Corn ✧⍣ (@upblissed) January 20, 2023
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