Baller fam! The weekend is near and you know we couldn’t leave you without our weekly round-up of funny and relatable tweets. Check ’em out and let us know which ones you relate to most.
Yo I just tried to book a dental cleaning and they are booked up until May of 2024. Prime example of we need less rappers, and more dentist like this is crazy!!!!!!!!
— JM (@jcarp_410) December 7, 2023
The Vicks that selling now is not the same Vicks my granny rub down my chest with when I was small.
— caralaurin. (@CaraaLGx) December 7, 2023
I miss the pandemic.. niggas was paying you for your phone number 😭😭😭 everybody so mean and cheap now 🤣
— livibabyy (@LiViBADD88) December 5, 2023
Bank account looktng like everybody getting a text message for Christmas. And that's if my phone is still on
— lex (@lextanee) December 5, 2023
https://twitter.com/msssmoney/status/1731024865510003114
Y’all 2 more holidays …. then BOOM
Account balance : $8,465.92 ‼️
😂😂😭😭😭— Jameca T. 💞 (@Jameca2011) December 5, 2023
“Wyd after work” is insane lol …. I’m getting under these Covers😂
— nay🦋. (@fineassnayyyy) December 3, 2023
i’m never drinking again unless yall wanna drink this weekend
— tat 🍹 (@tatsburnerr) December 8, 2023
Kids be singing tf out of “All My Life” bro all yo life what? You just got here😂
— FLEA 🇭🇹 (@babyibeenajoint) November 30, 2023
I’m the best GPS time beater I don’t play
— Jamal 🎱 (@4900mal) December 7, 2023
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