I don’t know who birthed you new chicks but somewhere your thirst for 5 seconds of Twitter fame has overcame your sense and you are putting Ballers on blast waaaaaaaay before it’s even necessary. Listen, if you’re a woman scorned, he did you wrong, or he was disrespectful, I totally get it. But putting a man on blast because he did nothing but DM you? Oh girl, get over yourself. At least get flown out, a free meal and see what the d*** do before you start acting funny.
Anyway, So a Houston area go-go dancer named Mariah follows Chandler Parsons on Twitter at some point in her Twitter life and he obviously followed her back. On Friday, Chandler eased into her DM’s talking about how funny her tweets are. He then gives her his number so he can text instead of tweet. What does Mariah do? She posts a screen shot of Parson’s DM (including phone number) and says “Lmao get outta my DM’s @ChandlerParsons” … Then she follows with a tweet saying “So i curve a rich nigga and I’m a hoe for it? Lmao ok”. Ok, for the record Mariah, Chandler Parsons isn’t black and neither are you so cut out all the “nigga” talk. SECONDLY, yes you are a whore, an attention whore because you didn’t even bother to get a dick pick before you went and put the DM’s on blast. You can obviously see she was engaging with him (at the VERY top of the DM you can see she was replying) So, what did you gain besides NOTHING? Considering the fact her highest achievement is being a go-go dancer, she may have wanted to see what she could get.
You know what, I blame Chandler Parsons because skimming through this girl’s tweets, she’s obviously an idiot. He should have known she was an idiot and steered as far away as possible from her. But then again, he probably just wanted to f***. Oh and did I mention Chandler Parsons has a girlfriend? Welp, I hope he learned his lesson.
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