Gold Digging 101–Part III

Hey yall,

Now that you got the million dollar man, what’s next? Well each relationship is different so you just have to do what works for you. This is where your personality comes into play, so just ‘do you.’ Nonetheless, don’t let your emotions get in the way. Remember to stay focused on the money. Gold diggers want money…not love, personality, looks, or other wonderful characteristics. If you want to marry a great man who just happens to have tons of money, well that’s a different topic.

Being a gold digger isn’t always easy. If you start to lose focus for whatever reason, follow this advice to keep you going strong. Stay focused ladies!

Getting What You Want and Focusing on the Money

1. Only think about money: Even if you’ve realized that you don’t actually love your new spouse or partner, focus on the money to make yourself feel better.

2. Recite “Money can buy you happiness” over and over: This little mantra will keep you focused even when you’re in the depths of despair.

3. Set up an affair for your lover: That way, you can catch him red handed, and demand new presents if they expect you to forgive them.

4. Make your lover jealous by flirting with other millionaires: Start a bidding war by flirting with other millionaires or billionaires. You’ll make your lover jealous, encouraging them to spend more money on you so that you’ll stay.

5. Go over your list of ex-boyfriends: If you survived dating other raggedy men, you can make this relationship work too. It’s all worth it in the end.

6. Have a child: If you’re afraid that your lover is about to dump you, get pregnant so that they’ll forever be tied to you financially.

7. Refuse to sign a pre-nup: No matter what.

8. Pay in cash: If you pay in cash, there’s no record of where you spent your money, so you can tell your lover that you gave it away to a beggar on the street when you really put it in an off-shore account under your mom’s name.

But no matter how difficult things get, hang in there. Suppose you do marry this guy. The longer you stay, the more the court will award you if the marriage fails. There’s no reason, after all, that your divorce shouldn’t be every bit as lucrative as your marriage!

* edited by yours truly: OG and some info snatched from cashmoneylife.com and 100bestdatingsites.com

Tomorrows blog: Recognizing a Gold Digger