Baller Alert Its A Lifestyle
It’s that time of the week again! Here’s our weekly round-up of funny and relatable tweets. Check ’em out and let us know which ones you relate to the most.
Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something
— Chan🍒 (@chanfrfr) September 21, 2022
I like my man tired by 11pm them 2am-4am niggas ain’t it 😂😂
— THE ORIGINAL🥡🪄 (@realmainfeeling) September 20, 2022
there is no casual drinking for me, it’s always balls to the wall
— Darlaa⚡️ (@darlaa_13) September 20, 2022
a man let you check his phone and all of a sudden he hasn’t talked to anyone since 2012
— fentanyl (@deadsbirth) September 20, 2022
I ain’t never gave a 2 week notice in my life… now you see me, now you don’t 😂😂
— AL😈NE (@uglygod_geno) September 19, 2022
them: you a texter or facetimer?
me: a do not disturber— 𖤐 (@angelsiloveyou) September 20, 2022
Y’all be scared to double text lol not i ding ding this me again
— Kyron 🎯 (@KyronTweets) September 19, 2022
i be opening twitter in the morning like it’s the morning paper
— juju 💰 (@ayeejuju) September 19, 2022
If he out driving late and took a picture of the steering wheel, we all know what that mean 😂😂😂😂😂
— fuck it (@girlskissingme) September 19, 2022
sorry i left you on seen i didnt mean to open the message
— M 🍓 (@babyariees) September 18, 2022
you ever stayed home from school and was like "i would’ve been in lunch right now”
— $𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ (@slvppy) September 20, 2022
please don’t call me if it’s textable
— Kandon (@KandonDortch) September 19, 2022
Why even drive 15 mins for food when I can sit here and have it brought to me for only $65 more?
— Steve (@thahumorguy) September 21, 2022
Day 1 of ur period is basically a near death experience
— FAITH. 🎀 (@itgirlfaith) September 19, 2022
